Hi. I'm Nick. 22. I am a SoCal native.

I do not have multiple blogs for each part of my personality...this is me all rolled into one.

I love anything funny, true, unique, artistic, natural, and beautiful in this world.

I am not Tumblr famous. Actually. I rarely get messages lol. So message me fuckers! <3

**Also I do GIFs by request. But only if I like what you are requesting :P**

18+ Only!!!!
May 30th
8:43 PM

Phew, almost forgot to set my alarm. That would’ve been disastrous. I’ve gotta head to sleep soon but i’ll make some more GIFs when I get home tomorrow. GET ON THOSE SUBMISSIONS!!!!

7:48 PM

Booty week!

Thanks to a very helpful anon I will be starting submission weeks. Each week (every monday), I will be picking a body part for you sexy people to submit to me.

This week is booty week.

Whether it is big, small, flat, or round…I want to see it :)

If you submit a picture I will assume you want it posted. If you do not want it posted, just say so :)

7:38 PM

a message from Anonymous


just a suggestion to spice up your blog... request nudes of different body parts every week.. it'd be so fun!

That’s a great suggestion. I just don’t know anyone who would do it. But i’ll give it a try. Thanks!

May 29th
9:03 PM
1:44 AM

Season 2 Finale of 'Game of Thrones' Gets Extra 10 Minutes

It might sound stupid, but 10 extra minutes of Game of Thrones is newsworthy to me.

olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.

This ^^^

12:55 AM

What is your preference?

I see a lot of sexy things on my dash all the time. I almost never reblog porn stuff though, because I make my own. But I obviously don’t make enough to fill up your dashes. 

So my question is:

Would you like me reblog the hott things I see? 

Or would you like me to keep it the way I have it where I only post my stuff?

I leave it to you.

12:24 AM

a message from Anonymous


And what happens when I come off?

Things stay the same. Except your face isn’t so grey and our conversation isn’t so public. :)

idletyoudothat:

I actually laughed out loud

Hahahahahaha! 

idletyoudothat:

I actually laughed out loud

Hahahahahaha! 

12:16 AM

a message from Anonymous


Hahaha sorry I can't change the face to a girl it doesn't give me the option. But I am a girl for sure :)

Haha I know. I’m just messing with you. Doing my best to get you off of anon.

12:06 AM

a message from Anonymous


Well maybe one day we can go together (is that isn't to creepy or anything lol) :)

Haha not that creepyWhat does make it creepy is that you’re anon. And the greyface is the shape of a mans head, and I don’t swing that way :P